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Strange attractions

By Chukwuneta Oby
01 July 2017   |   3:46 am
A lady has also claimed that what gets her interested in a guy is how hairy he is on the chest area, that is, the hairier he is- the sexier he will be-to her. She claims that nothing else qualifies a man physically in her eyes-besides this.

Over the years, I have heard some really odd stuff that made people give whoever they are involved with today more than a passing glance! While I am still struggling to wrap my fingers around a few…some of them are outright weird to me and will remain so, but then, it is said that one man’s food is another’s poison.

A friend once told me that the number one thing that attracts him to a lady is the size and shape of her finger- nails. He said he likes them (a lady’s fingernails) in a certain shape. He claimed that his ex-wife was most evil to him and therefore, certain shapes cum sizes of a lady’s fingernails are capable of reminding him of her…weird right?

A lady has also claimed that what gets her interested in a guy is how hairy he is on the chest area, that is, the hairier he is- the sexier he will be-to her. She claims that nothing else qualifies a man physically in her eyes-besides this.

Does it mean men should begin to openly dress their chest areas and probably wear shorts more? I mean, how else does one conclude so fast on how hairy a man is-if things haven’t got to the “show me in the bedroom” stage?

I can’t imagine how offensive someone like me will find a man that goes about with unbuttoned or half-buttoned shirt-in a bid to show that his chest area is not deforested or because he has some hair to ‘display’. He just may begin to appear like a GIGOLO to those of us that are ‘old school’.

A responsible person won’t have any need for such display…you will discover what comes with the package-at the appropriate time.

A guy also said that he does not feel complete in the bedroom, if his woman is not wearing a waist bead, especially the multi-coloured ones. And that his woman has worn hers for eight straight years!

A lady said she fell in love with her guy on their first date because he carried her handbag, as they were walking back to the car. A man once approached your own OBY at an eatery years back. Claimed he got attracted to me because he likes the way I was licking a cone ice cream. I bluntly told him that I know what was on his mind and told him to look elsewhere. I just was not in the mood (for adventure) on that day; otherwise, the ‘Lagos girl’ in me would have made him inherit my lunch expenses, in addition to my taxi fare and get rewarded with a phone number that will never go through for one day.

A lady also said that her favourite kissing session with her guy takes place on the bonnet of a car and that it all started on the first night that he was meant to take her home, but they needed to hang outside a bit for his dad to leave the sitting room, so that they could pass through (he was apparently smuggling her into the house).So they sat on the bonnet of his car, while waiting and…the rest is history. That sense of adventure probably heightened things and today she finds her kicks, when it comes to kissing, in a similar setting.

A guy claimed that his sexual expectations are heightened when there is some kind of adventure attached to it. Adventures like making out in an uncompleted building, the back of a car, etc.

He also claimed to have once paid through his nose the very night the police caught him and a lady (making out) at the back of his car. He should count himself lucky if some lady (that he would mention making out at an uncompleted building to) doesn’t begin to shout ‘ritualist’ as she takes to her heels.

Another guy said that ladies that cut their hair low, as in low haircut, are a big turn-on to him. Another also said that ladies that wear natural hair weaving (devoid of attachments and weave-ons) turn him on. I have since told him to search in Brazil, Peruvia and India for such ladies…as their own hairs are with us here.

And just recently, I read in the papers about an Australian couple-the bride is 56 years old while the groom is 28. When asked what he loves about her-he claimed that her WRINKLES turn him on! I wasn’t surprised when I learned both are whites.

Weird right?
What strange attractions have you heard? Mind sharing yours with your Oby? Let me hear from you.

Meanwhile, my favourite is the guy that likes to carry his lady’s handbag. Being assigned to just ‘carrying a man’s wallet’ must be a turn-on!

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