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This Comedian May Become Pastor Soon
Photo: TeeA
POPULAR stand up comedian, Tunde Adewale aka TeeA may soon join the elite club of Pentecostal pastors. How did T4T arrive at this conclusion? Well, relax and find out.


For days now, TeeA has been posting very beautiful photographs of himself in designer suits accompanied by biblical scriptures on his Facebook Timeline. He has made this a daily routine and this has got T4T very concerned because the fella who was among the top five comedians in the early 2000, has not been active on the comedy turf for some years now, so perhaps, he is doing ‘medicals’ to sign up as a Pentecostal pastor. 

If one road closes, another road will open and T4T’s Urhobo people have this adage, that there are so many gates that lead one into a market.  So, folks, if you see TeeA with a mic on a big stage with people screaming “ride on Daddy, ride on Papa”, just remember that T4T told you first.

So Much For ‘Disturbing Your Peace’
ONCE upon a time rave of the moment singer, Essence Okoro has ‘threatened’ her fans and followers on Facebook that she would not let them have peace till July that a relatively unknown singer, Onos, will hold her music concert in Lagos. This was the ‘threat’ message she posted on Wednesday:
“I shall be disturbing your peace guys!! Mark your Calendars..it is going to be epic..follow @onosariyo and stay updated,”
Well, T4T took some hours off every thing he was doing to monitor her Facebook Timeline. Six hours after the ‘threat’, the post harvested only three ‘likes’ and three reactions ONLY. 
E be like say people nor even send Essence threat of unrest sef, they have many other important things to worry about, it seems.


Who Will Beg This Yoruba Producer Or DSTV For Us?
T4T was watching a movie titled Omo Iya Meta on DSTV Pay TV platform early in the week. Out of curiosity to know more about the film, he decided to press the information button on the TV remote and this was what he got:
“Three siblings brings sadness and heartbreaking moments to their mother when they choose armed robbery as a profession”.
What was that? Three siblings ‘brings’…? T4T has asked on several occasions who is responsible for the synopsis of movies on DSTV, between the film producer or Pay TV outfit, but whoosai, nobody has answered this one question. Whoever that person is anyway, he/she is a semi literate. 
Nor be only “Three siblings ‘brings’…
Meanwhile, just so you know, Titi Jeje directed the movie, which starred Okikiola Bakare, Opeyemi Aiyeola among others.

And Just When One Was Recovering…
…FROM the nuclear bomb of Three siblings ‘brings’…, DSTV unleashed another one on T4T and others unfortunate to be watching the AfricaMagic Epic channel that ‘unfateful’ day. Again, T4T with his ‘over sabi’, decided to check the synopsis of this Nollywood ‘English’ movie. Na im find trouble sha.
“If only we can learn to sow our clothes according to our material instead of our sizes…”
Wait o, ‘sow’ our clothes? ‘Sow’?
No problem, from now on, we all should be ‘sowing’ our clothes like one sowing seeds na. 
In case you want to know how to ‘sow’ clothes with material, go and watch Aso Ebi Girls starring Oge Collins and Queneth Hilbert, and directed by Darlington Ogbodo. 

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