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Man Paints Simon Cowell With His Penis At Britain’s Got Talent Auditions

Simon Cowell| Image: Metro UK

Britain’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell reportedly stormed out of an audition after a 70-year-old contestant began to paint a portrait of Cowell using his penis as a paintbrush.


Tim Patch, who is from Australia, arrived to audition before the judges in a pink thong, chaps and cowboy hat and painted a portrait of Cowell and David Walliams with his manhood, according to The Sun.

The painter who is said to call himself Pricasso horrified Cowell who immediately pressed his red buzzer and then went to his dressing room.

Walliams, however, remained in his chair but remarked that:

“This show has taken a dark turn. We’ve lost Simon, he’s gone home.”

Judges Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon joined hosts Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly on the stage to get a closer look.

Tim “Pricasso” Patch | Image: Metro UK

This is not the first time Pricasso has taken his skills to a talent show. Last year, he auditioned for Australia’s Got Talent last year where he painted a picture of judge Shane Jacobson using his manhood.

Fellow judge Manu Feildel commented that “I’ve never seen anything like that. ‘It’s actually beautiful, the shading.”

Jacobson who joined Pricasso on stage to sign the artwork said that: “The truth is, we’re here to judge talent, the actual painting itself does look like me and we love it.”

Tim “Pricasso” Patch appeared on an episode of This Morning and painted presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield in 2019.

Pricasso, who said he charges $200-300 (₦72,400 – 108,600) for a painting, including either an R-rated or PG-video and shipping, said he used all body parts to create his vision.

“I use the buttocks if I need to cover a lot of space, but I also use the scrotum and the testicles,” he said.

Holly replied: “This is the strangest interview ever – I can’t believe we’re talking about getting a wrinkly effect by painting with a scrotum.”

Pricasso later went on to paint Holly and Phillip again to celebrate their tenth anniversary of presenting the ITV chat show together.

He picked up his unusual talent after his divorce from his ex-wife, saying on an appearance on This Morning in 2019, “I got divorced and decided I’m going to do something I want to do.”

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