P-Square And How Not To Be Twin Brothers
For someone like T4T who was backstage when twin brothers, Peter and Paul Okoye, popularly known as P Square, were guided by the late Howie T to win the music talent show competition by a tobacco company almost two decades ago, a development that sprang their careers to an admirable height before the cracks crept in, it is so painful to see that both of them now behave like two jealous women married to the same man.

The latest break up in their career may be the last as recently, Paul who now goes by the stage name, RudeBoy alleged his brother, out of jealousy, dragged him before the nation’s apex anti graft agency, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC alleging he was into some fraudulent activities, which accounted for his large wealth.

“My own twin brother Peter wanted to kill me. He planned to finish me, but his plan failed. He called the EFCC and they got me arrested. Thank God I wasn’t doing Yahoo Yahoo (fraud), if not; my career would have been finished.”

In response, Peter who now goes by the stage name Mr. P denied petitioning his brother to the EFCC: “Imagine having a brother that tells the world that you do not know how to do something: A brother that makes the world to see you as less important and disrespects you. Every time you are the one that writes songs, all. You are the one that does this and that. You can’t constantly make people feel less and expect them to stay. I had to give you space since you do the most. For me I don’t have talent only you have talent. Congratulations brother.”

So, wait o Mr. P, was that why you reported your twin brother to the EFCC because he makes the world to “see you less”? Why did you not quietly break away and go and “feel more” instead of first reporting him to the EFCC of all agencies? Wetin do Human Rights Commission since the matter concern your human right since im dey make the world dey see you less? You never talk wetin dey vex you.

By the way, do these two young men have family elders at all because T4T is aware they lost their mum who was the only surviving parent, some years ago? What are the elders of their family doing till the issue got to this point that both of them are out with their daggers trying to go for each other’s jugular? If they are too rich to be talked sense into by the elders, what about the king of their village? Na dese kain children dem suppose bundle go village square and use better pankere flog for bringing not only their family but the entire clan to disrepute.

Tonto Dikeh, But Why?
WHAT came to T4T’s mind when he saw the video of Nollywood actor, Tonto Dikeh, wreaking havoc in a car company over an alleged unpaid debt of N2 million, was, so Tonto act film reach to buy an N86 million car? But then, she is a woman and she may be into some other lucrative businesses that bring in the cash, if not, even when Tonto was on top of her career, how many movies she act wey reach N86 million?

Anyway, that is not the issue here. Tonto allegedly paid for the car up to N2 million and for almost or over a year now, she had been avoiding the car dealer, until the car was due for servicing and she took it back to the company. The dealer then saw it as an opportunity to hold on to the car to get his balance. Tonto was livid with rage. She and her friends stormed the car dealership and smashed it up, tearing it down, literally as the video revealed. Tonto was seen jacking the owner of the car company by his T shirt and screaming on top of her voice that he held on to her car because of ‘chinkili’ two million naira. Her friends formed cheerleaders; they stood in line and were bad mouthing the poor guy who all through the video did not raise his hands on Aunty Tonto despite the guy looking like Hulk Hogan compared to pint size Tonto.

Aunty Tonto, stop the gra gra and pay the two million and collect your car. You have come this far, N2 million is nothing to you as it seems and while at it, just pray the guy does not insist on your buying the TV set and other things you allegedly smashed up when you stormed the office like a whirlwind.

Now That Bobrisky’s Out…
POPULAR cross dresser, Bobrisky, is out of prison after doing six months time for abusing/mutilating the Nigeria naira note. His/’her’ first assignment was a lavish boat cruise reception by his/’her’ friends.

Well, T4T still holds that the punishment was too harsh especially when celebrity billionaire, popularly called Cubana Chief Priest, got away with a fine option for the same offence. Obviously, the judge was irritated by Bobrisky’s lifestyle and so threw the book at him/’her’. Anyway, this is wishing our dear aunty, sorry, bros Bobrisky happy freedom and one hopes he/’she’ has learned his/’her’ lessons. Other celebrities who throw naira notes about at public events may have also learned from Bobrisky’s experience. The law is no respecter of persons.