Catching-up With All Kinds Of Acronyms

As folks in the town that many consider as the capital of PEZON are wont to say, "My broda, you no see me all dis time becos ground no level!" PEZON, of course, is an acronym minted on this language train: it stands for Pidgin English Zone Of Nigeria. And the town many consider as the capital of PEZON is none other than Warri, fondly called Waffi by its youthful citizens at home and abroad.